I'm continuing my Ifuckinghateboys rant with what I think every man should be like. Oh, Zac Eron. You are sexy as hell. And you were even adorable in your Summerland-big-gap-in-your-teeth days. But ohhhh boy, have you been working out. Those arms are delicious. Slash, your entire body is delicious. Why can't every guy be like this one? Yeah, he's probably got an ego the size of Niagra Falls, but seriously, he's funny, talented, extremely good looking, and is just like a fucking orgasm to look at. I can't wait to see 17 Again. I heard it was hilarious, and we all know I need some hot-boys-being-funny-time. Now only if we could get rid of your gross trashy girlfriend. 
I wish she wasn't so fucking cute, then I could hate her more. She's got this style that I love, and she has like the perfect fucking body. If only she like ... had talent. And didn't have that voice! She's like fucking 20 and she has this voice that sounds like a five year old! Girl, you needa fix that. You prob coulda done without those gross Drake Bell naked pictures. And I liked your music before the Sneakernight diaster. Uh, basically what we're gunna do is dance, basically what we're gunna do is dance, basically what we're gunna do is dance? What the fuck? You're annoying. I liked your Come Back to Me and Say Ok days. Man, that video was cute. With Zac in it. I wish they weren't so perfect together.
Trashy on her part, sexy on his. (Yeah, I'm biased.)
xoxo,
carly rae
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